{"product_id":"procraftinating-coaster-funny-coaster-novelty-gift-wholesale-uk","title":"Procraftinating Coaster | Funny Coaster | Novelty Gift Wholesale UK","description":"We’ve all been there: the laundry is piling up, the emails are unanswered, and the \"to-do\" list is a mile long... but that new cross-stitch pattern isn't going to finish itself, is it?\n\nThis high-quality coaster is the perfect companion for your craft room, studio, or coffee table. Featuring a witty \"dictionary definition\" of every maker’s favorite vice, it’s a great way to tell the world (and yourself) that your priorities are exactly where they should be.\n\nThe Details\n• Design: A clever play on \"Procrastinating,\" featuring a charming cross-stitch border and needle-and-thread illustration.\n• Material: Durable, easy-wipe glossy top with a sturdy backing to protect your surfaces.\n• Built to Last: Heat-resistant and designed to handle the spills of a busy workspace.\n\n• Dimensions: 90mm x 90mm (approx. 3.5\" x 3.5\")\n• Thickness: 3mm - 4mm\n• Material: High-quality MDF\/Hardboard with a gloss finish\n• Origin: Designed and printed in the UK\n\nA high-margin impulse buy for any independent gift shop or boutique, this coaster sits perfectly at the checkout counter or on a home accessories display. Ideal for boutiques, museum shops, garden centres, and independent retailers looking for British-made novelty homeware with strong shelf appeal.","brand":"SmartyPants","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55201798979917,"sku":"PRO-CRA-COA-WHI-ONESIZE","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0950\/6219\/6557\/files\/53f740f609f2eeb4a682a7c9307661fa8caee587b8d5751584bdbe63065e25ec.png?v=1793105950","url":"https:\/\/www.dwarfishtales.com\/products\/procraftinating-coaster-funny-coaster-novelty-gift-wholesale-uk","provider":"Dwarfish Tales","version":"1.0","type":"link"}